Did you steal the Harry Potter character from another author?
No, I did not. My book doesn't contain a character called Harry Potter.
I think you will find it does Ms. Rowling. In fact all your books have a character called Harry Potter in them. All except the new rubbish one.
I have only written one book Mr. Walker, and that contains no mention of a Harry Potter.
You are obviously a sick man Mr. Walker who is in need of psychiatric help.
Me mad? You're a crazy women. I offer you the chance to appear on my Blog to discuss your overrated Potter books, and you deny ever writing them.
Mr. Walker, my name is J.L. Rowling, and I have written a book about sheep farming in a convent which is entitled "Bar Nun."
Well why didn't you say so before?
I'm leaving now.